For Immediate Release...
In a highly anticipated move, Team Roaring Mouse today changed their name to Team Boring Mouse. Paula "Master" Bates, Team Leader (aka Team Master), explained - "We felt the name change was appropriate since it was much more representative of our team. Glory to the... yaaawn."More details to follow on this breaking story...
posted by ginmtb @ 12/07/2005
15 Comments:
At 12/07/2005,
Anonymous said…
What the?!! You'll be hearing from our attorneys about this.
At 12/07/2005,
Anonymous said…
I'm going to tell my mommy!
At 12/07/2005,
Anonymous said…
ROARING Mouse = 1 world champ, 2 US champs.
TeenieWeenieWeeniers = jacksquat
Nuf said.
At 12/07/2005,
Anonymous said…
Yeah, and that's just our women. Say, do you wankers still have any women left on your team, or do we need to steal some more?
At 12/07/2005,
maleonardphi said…
Just your women? You mean you have men on your team? Hmm, could have fooled me.
At 12/07/2005,
ginmtb said…
You guys should be happy you're getting all this press - it's the most you've ever had (even with the World Champ and US Champs - congrats to them by the way).
"Weeniers"? I think you meant to type "wieners". Of course, maybe not as the sayings "not the sharpest tool in the shed" or "couple sandwiches short of a picnic" come to mind... :)
At 12/07/2005,
ginmtb said…
Women? No, not many as they've been hijacked by other teams (we know good talent when we see it).
But we do have several guys who have worn women's clothing in public, a la:
this shot
At 12/07/2005,
Anonymous said…
In an equally laboriously pointless story, TWW was again completely absent from all cross races this year. What's up with their guys having to ride with other teams in the cross season? Team Winky Winky blogging champion and GIN guzzler Mike G was heard to say, "uhhhhhhhh huh hu huh huh uh huh huh hu huh huh uhhhhhhh, he said winky"
At 12/07/2005,
ginmtb said…
I have to admit that made me laugh. Good one Jules. See, you still have some Wrong Way in ya (ooh, that sounded kinda dirty).
Yeah, what's up with Isaias racing for another team for CX? Guess they pay him mo' bettah.
At 12/07/2005,
Anonymous said…
Hey, I'd like to take credit for that last brilliant quote, but alas, we have a team full of brilliant, fast guys who are fully capable of using both their brains...are you guys just a weeeee bit jealous?
DOPE! Those Ritchey boys no talent when they see it.
At 12/07/2005,
ginmtb said…
Brilliant? That's a pretty strong word. I didn't say brilliant but it did make me laugh. And the use of multi-syllabic words was impressive. Would really muck up a haiku...
Jealous? Nah, using both brains just convolutes things. K.I.S.S. - Keep It Simple Shithead.
I'll betcha the Ritchey boys KNOW talent when they see it too. :)
He has gotten pretty darn fast in a short period of time. I hope he remembers us little people when he's big time...
At 12/09/2005,
Anonymous said…
Brilliant?!?! The most interesting thing I've heard come from Boring Mouths is that quote "uhhhhhhhh huh hu huh huh uh huh huh hu huh huh uhhhhhhh, he said winky", which clearly isn't original. Seriously, how could anyone come up with such a stupid slogan for a team. In this particular case, I think we could cut the TWW tagline a bit short to "Blah, Blah, Blah, shut up".
-Keith
At 12/09/2005,
Anonymous said…
Yeah, I have heard good things about Roaring Mouse's women. Any East Bay ladies?
Hmmm...
At 12/09/2005,
Anonymous said…
Big head, I've just about had enough of your constant slams/dribble/opinionated hot air. Can't we all just get along? We have to keep our comments simple, so the members of your fine team can keep up with us.
And yes TWW women, we have East Bay women...are you looking to be stolen away too?
At 12/10/2005,
Anonymous said…
Who the hell is this "anonymous"? Can't ya' develop a snappy name to back up the smack?
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