Worse than getting carded
Okay, so I'm innocently standing in line at Subway to get lunch. I notice a serious MILF in line in front of me with her son. Serious stuff. Oi. She walks to the restroom (even though the sign says "no public restrooms - employees only"). I'm ordering my sandwich and nearly get to the cash register when she walks out and cozies up right next to me. I mean RIGHT FREAKIN' NEXT TO ME. Like I could see and smell things that well, I'm not sure I'm supposed to in public.I'm thinking, "yeah baby, I still got it."
Then she looks up at me, we make eye contact, she pauses for a moment, and then says, "oh I'm sorry, I thought you were my son."
Dayamn.
posted by ginmtb @ 8/30/2006
9 Comments:
At 8/30/2006,
X Bunny said…
she cozies like that with her son?
At 8/30/2006,
norcalcyclingnews.com said…
you win.
At 8/30/2006,
ginmtb said…
I couldn't think of anything witty (and appropriate with a 13 yr. old there) to say at the time. So I pulled the full on George Constanza on the drive back to the office and thought I should've responded:
"I'll be anything you want me to be."
At least I didn't turn around and go back there to say it 15 minutes later.
At 8/30/2006,
L. Christmas said…
you could always go back tomorrow and tell her that
At 8/31/2006,
Frank said…
makes me want to have milf and cookies in bed ;)
At 8/31/2006,
ginmtb said…
I'm not sharing that info. Looks like I'll be eating there more often now...
At 9/01/2006,
Frank said…
WARNING: Having MILF for lunch can be hazardous to married guys :)
At 9/05/2006,
Chico Cyclist said…
OMG - That's hilarious.
At 9/09/2006,
Frank said…
this is the part of the story that is hard to believe ...."Then she looks up at me, we make eye contact,"
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