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Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Rx for racing pains




Take two with a couple of Moose Drool and watch your whole perspective change

posted by Frank @ 3/22/2006  

7 Comments:

  • At 3/22/2006, Blogger ginmtb said…

    Take two what? I can think of a few things that I like in twos...

    I hear the Moose Drool was waaaaaaaaaaay yummy. Perhaps I'll have to have one to meet my beer quota for the year.

     

  • At 3/22/2006, Blogger maleonardphi said…

    I've seen that fukitol ad so many times, and I crack up every time. Unfortunately, I didn't have any sunday. But the Moose Drool and Crystal Ale eased the pain.

     

  • At 3/22/2006, Blogger ginmtb said…

    The comment above made more sense when there wasn't an image for this post...

     

  • At 3/22/2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Please note that TWW does not condone mixing drugs with alcohol and vice versa. We encourage you to take them separately.

     

  • At 3/22/2006, Blogger X Bunny said…

    stuff works great

    but it is a little addictive

     

  • At 3/22/2006, Blogger norcalcyclingnews.com said…

    booze, drugs, cycling ...

    when's my next kiddie bike clinic?

     

  • At 3/22/2006, Blogger Frank said…

    more stuff from the meds cabinet

    D A M N I T O L
    Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to
    hell for up to 8 full hours.

    ST. M O M M A'S W O R T
    Plant extract that treats mom's
    depression by rendering
    preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.

    E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
    Suppository that eliminates
    melancholy and loneliness by reminding you
    of how awful they were as teenagers and how you
    couldn't wait till they moved out.

    P E P T O B I M B O
    Liquid silicone drink for single
    women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.

    D U M B E R O L
    When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting
    in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.

    F L I P I T O R
    Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

    M E N I C I L L I N
    Potent anti-boy-otic for older
    women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. Can we get naked now?"

    B U Y A G R A
    Injectable stimulant taken prior to
    shopping. Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.


    J A C K A S S P I R I N
    Relieves headache caused by a man
    who can't remember your birthday, anniversary or phone number.


    A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T
    A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.

    N A G A M E T
    When administered to a husband,
    provides the same irritation level
    as nagging him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it herself

     

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