Worse than getting carded
Okay, so I'm innocently standing in line at Subway to get lunch. I notice a serious MILF in line in front of me with her son. Serious stuff. Oi. She walks to the restroom (even though the sign says "no public restrooms - employees only"). I'm ordering my sandwich and nearly get to the cash register when she walks out and cozies up right next to me. I mean RIGHT FREAKIN' NEXT TO ME. Like I could see and smell things that well, I'm not sure I'm supposed to in public.
I'm thinking, "yeah baby, I still got it."
Then she looks up at me, we make eye contact, she pauses for a moment, and then says, "oh I'm sorry, I thought you were my son."
Dayamn.